I’m not very good with words,
but I just love you so, so much.
This is perfect
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
awww, this is so kind/wonderful
“Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man’s original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made." ~ Oscar Wilde
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
|—||Benjamin Franklin (via anditslove)|
|—||Alan Knightley (via wordsthat-speak)|